No one is happier, no one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than "the Donald" and that's because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter, like did we fake the moon landing, what really happened in Roswell, and where are Biggy and Tupac?
Seth Meyers at the Correspondents Dinner:
Donald Trump often talks about running as a Republican, which is surprising, I just assumed he was running as a joke.hehehehe
P.S. The title is stolen from a Futurama episode specifically.